I am still alive

.....but SO busy with work and masses of other stuff I have almost forgotton I have a blog.

Will think of something intelligent to write soon.

How do you stop an elephant from charging?
By removing his batteries.

A 2nd grader asked her mother the age-old question, "How did I get here?" Her
mother told her, "God sent you."
Did God send you, too?" asked the child.
"Yes, Dear," the mother replied.
"What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted.
He sent them also," the mother said.
"Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child.
"Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently.
"So you're telling me that there has been no sex in this family for 200 years!
No wonder everyone's so grouchy around here."

Q. What’s the best way to force a man to do sit-ups? A. Put the remote control between his toes.


A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"