Work is Evil

What is the point of a five day working week? Who the hell came up with the idea that the harder we all work the better we all are as people? Many of us have the idea that by working harder we are supposed to become closer to God or something. Well this is a load of bollox in my opinion. More chillout time would make everyone happier. If we had a three day week and a four day weekend all the people who usually walk around looking miserable would have time to say hello and have a chat with each other. Life would be sunnier. Days would be long and sweet like when you are a child and your summer holiday seems to go on forever. What does it matter if the economy loses a bit of profit? Tony Blair is only spending it on going to war and how is this helping anyone? As for making money, why should these investment bankers and lawyer types want to go into the city and work twelve hour days if they have no time to enjoy their wealth?

We are losing sight of the important things in life. Brendan Behan had the right attitude when he said:

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper, and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.

Laziness. Bring it on!!!